There is something everyone will come in contact with many times during the course of their life, it is unavoidable. It brings shivers down some spines, and chills to others. At work, at the movies, at school, in the mall…It is…the public restroom! (duhn duhn duhnn).
In this location, three types of people are born.
There are the "sitters". These people could care less about germs or organisms left by the person who used the bathroom before them. They dismiss the notion of anything “dirty”rubbing against their bare bottom. They sit, and do their business.
There are the "squatters". These people hover above the toilet seat, balancing with their hands on their thighs. At times the end of the urine stream will trickle down their leg. They suspend their booty in mid air, and do their business.
There are the "liners." These people don’t have the leg muscles of the squatters, but are still germ-conscious. They line the toilet with a half roll of toilet paper, sit down comfortably, with a cushion of TP under their bum, and do their business.
*EDIT*: I have also been informed that their are holders. These people put their bladders to the test and no matter what, they hold it until they get home, where their tush has nothing to worry about, then they do their business
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